What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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