- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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