Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What do I hate? people

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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