Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What? Huh?

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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