- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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