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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Penis

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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