- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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