It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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