A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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