- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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