What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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