- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A cat playing laser tag.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Who has no penis Religious Believers

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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