Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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