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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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