an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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