- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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