Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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PENIS

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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