Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Black people stink of shite!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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