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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.