- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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