Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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