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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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