- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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