- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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