- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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