- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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