How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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cool

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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