Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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i'm hard

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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bite me

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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