- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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