,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Cripples are lame.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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