How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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