so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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