A blind man walks into a library.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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