- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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