- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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