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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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