What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Obama lin Baden.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

knock knock come in

the economy.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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