what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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