1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

school homewrok

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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