Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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The Princess is in another castle

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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