- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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