Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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