- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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