What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

eoin burgin is fat

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Indians

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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