- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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