- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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