Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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womens rights.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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