- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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