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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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