- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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