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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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