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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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