- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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