- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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