- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

So these two girls have a cup .

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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