What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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