- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Jack Stevens

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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