Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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