Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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