- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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