- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

eoin burgin is fat

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Indians

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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