- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Sarah Palin.

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