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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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