Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Cripples are lame.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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