Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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