A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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alert('The Game')

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

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