MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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