- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Knock, Knock Come in

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

guess what? bannanas

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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