Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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