“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your big dick.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Death by kayak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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