I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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