Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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the economy.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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