Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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