The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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