So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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NEVER

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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A women left the kitchen.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Cheese

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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