Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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