- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Im taking a shit right now.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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