Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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