- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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