- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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