- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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