This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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a black man pays his child support

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

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