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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Lil Wayne

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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