- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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