- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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