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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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