A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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