A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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