- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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