- Anti Joke

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.