Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Im taking a shit right now.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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