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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man checks his mypsace

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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