Why did the old man die? He was old.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Andoni was here

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A blind man walks into a library.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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