- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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