How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Andoni was here

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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