What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Anti Joke

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