- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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