1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Go away still nothing to see

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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