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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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