What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Jovan

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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