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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

If life gives you lemonade.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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