- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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