Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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