- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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