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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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