- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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