- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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