- Anti Joke

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

like if your cool

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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