Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

The Labour Party.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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