What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Anti Joke

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