Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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