knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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^ That's not even funny ^

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Once there was a baby ostrich name Bert. He was the cutest ostrich with those big black beady eyes, fuzzy feathers and funny wobbly baby ostrich walk. I knelt down and as Bert came running towards me as if I were his ostrich father about to protect him from something dangerous. As he got within arm’s reach I punched him so hard he turned into a baby kitten. I decided that Bert was an ...insufficient name for a baby kitten so I said to the purring ball of fuzz “I shall call you Turtle” a kitten named Turtle was a very hilarious conundrum. Things went well for an hour or two and then Turtle decided to pee on my tile floors which infuriated me because everyone knows that cat pee doesn’t come out of carpet! I decided to teach Turtle a football drill called kick the cuddly baby kitten so hard he turns into a koala bear. I sat Turtle on a football tee and suddenly our eyes met and he stared at me with the cutest face a kitten has ever made I took three steps back and turned back towards him. I stared into his big baby kitten eyes and then at a running sprint kicked him as hard as I could into the wall. There was a quiet sound like that of a space shuttle taking off into outer space. As I looked to see where my kick had sent Turtle soaring through the air, I found to my surprise, Turtle had turned into a cute cuddly baby raccoon. I walked across the room and scooped up the adorable baby raccoon. A raccoon named turtle was just too absurd so I decided to give the furry ball of warmth a new and more appropriate name. I stared into his cute raccoon eyes and declared aloud, “I shall call you Dorito!” I rocked Dorito calmly back and forth in my arms until he was fast asleep. A thought then entered my head, how funny would it be to put Dorito into a chip bag? I chuckled aloud and then decided my mind was set. I pulled a chip bag out of my backpack and carefully pulled the bag open and realized I’d been scammed! Inside the bag was a single Dorito chip. I then ate my Doritos.

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Anti Joke

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