- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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